Outings Report

November Club Outing: Club Christmas Party

Hello Members,

Featherstone Police issued an APB for three fugitives from the Best Christmas Party Ever, held at Robyn and Craig’s Place on Saturday. The investigation was hampered by Hampers, quilled by Quizzes and stymied by Surveys as the 43 suspects used the cover of fantastic food and a carefully disguised venue that had so much to distract even the best detective. 

The night provided many opportunities for the trio to escape, not least the shiny awards for Club Outings Attendance, Model Class, Member of the Year, and the Top Pointscore Car of the Year, which went to Robyn Keene’s beautiful HQ. It was a first for the Keene’s, fittingly marking the newly named Chuck Peters Award.  

Nevertheless, in between the loud clapping and cheering for trophies, raffles and door prize winners the fugitives managed to evade capture. Pete the Photographer captured the night and posted the alleged incident on Facebook. Suspicion surrounded the McLuckie Gang having been active long before the rest arrived, setting up and staging the perfect crime-scene.

Leddy the Pencil, Kara Keys and Spekky 4 eyes used the meticulous planning and execution of the night to slip past empty eskies and full tummies as an orderly sombre exit by 9:30pm reflected the sadness that it was, having to go home after a great night.  Late news has Kara and Spekky re-captured with Leddy still at large. He has a slim build and was wearing blue with white rubber shoes. 

On behalf of Craig and Robyn,

Pat MacDonald (Sparkles)
Outings Coordinator